2010 Ashes Series, First Test Review

 

The first Test matches of the last few Ashes series have all been very noteworthy, whether for single "Ashes moments", or because of the result of the game itself. In the 2002 series, Nasser Hussain made one of the worst calls in history; Australia racked up 364/2 by the end of the first day, and finished the game by dismissing England for 79, sealing victory by 384 runs and thumping England 4-1 in the series. The 2005 Ashes started similarly poorly for England, slumping to a 239-run defeat in the first Test, before a legendary all-round performance by Andrew Flintoff gave England a heart-stopping 2-run victory in the second Test. The rest is history.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone will remember where they were when England started their 2006 defense of the Ashes with Steve Harmison's ultra-wide first ball of the first Test. They lost that Test by 277 runs, and the Ashes by a humiliating 5-0 margin, conceding the final Test by 10 wickets. Similarly, everyone in England will remember where they were when James Anderson and Monty Panesar batted 11.3 overs to secure a draw, in a game where England had been thoroughly outclassed by the Ashes holders. The reprieve allowed England to even the balance for the rest of the series, eventually winning defeating Australia 2-1 and returning the Ashes to their ancestral home.

 

The 2010 Ashes series, probably one of the most hyped Test series in recent memory, started no differently. My jaw refused to pick itself up off the floor after Andrew Strauss was dismissed off just the third ball of the day/match/series, ambitiously cutting Ben Hilfenhaus to Michael Hussey. The 35,389 people at the Gabba could hardly believe their eyes. Then came Peter Siddle's hat-trick, only the 9th hat-trick in 128 years of Ashes competition. Alistair Cook and Ian Bell propped England up to 260, and when Australia found themselves at 143/5, it almost seemed like a good first innings score.

 

Then Michael Hussey, ever Australia's go-to man (and with his place in the Test squad under the knife) and Brad Haddin set about stopping the rot. Then they set about erasing the deficit. Then they worked on establishing Australia's lead. First they got their 50s. Then Hussey passed 100; Haddin followed. The lead ballooned. England saw a potentially match-winning position recede, diminish, and then evaporate altogether. Hussey and Haddin put on 307, a record sixth-wicket partnership for the Gabba, before Hussey fell for 195, five short of what would have been a well-earned (and his first) double-century in Test cricket. Haddin fell to Graeme Swann, who took only two wickets for his 43 overs, as Steven Finn produced career-best figures of 6-125 keep Australia's lead to 221.

 

With England under pressure to save the Test (if not win it), Strauss made amends for his first-innings duck - and then some, putting on 188 for the first wicket with Alistair Cook. The England captain eventually fell for 110, and Cook continued with Jonathan Trott. As Australia's lead shrunk, and then vanished, their bowlers looked ragged and worn. Cook made his second 50 of the Test, then went onto a century. Trott followed him shortly thereafter, none of the Australian bowlers looking remotely like taking a wicket. Cook eventually went better than Hayden and reached his first Test double century, taking the game easily out of Australia's reach. England finally declared on 517/1, Australia's part-timer Marcus North managing the host's only wicket in 152 overs. The fourth innings lasted only 26 overs, enough for Ricky Ponting to get in some batting practice (and blow off some steam) and the England bowlers to have a go at the Australian top order.

 

The 2010 Ashes series, only one game old, has certainly lived up to its hype. Andrew Strauss' early dismissal on day one would have raised hopes of a rout, while Peter Siddle will never forget his 26th birthday party. Mitchell Johnson, on the other hand, will reflect on match figures of 42-7-170-0. With Doug Bollinger and Ryan Harris in the squad for the second Test, Johnson's once rock-solid place is no longer guaranteed. Xavier Doherty had a fluctuating introduction to Test cricket, taking two wickets in England's first innings, and easily negotiated in their second. Nathan Hauritz and Steven Smith will be chomping at the bit to prove their worth in Adelaide.

 

England batted incredibly well in their second innings, but they more than anyone would know that you don't win Test matches with first innings totals of 260, or by letting the opposition put up a 307-run partnership. The teams go to the second Test with honors ostensibly even, but England will have their noses ahead - and not just because this Test wasn't like their last series opener in Australia. The hosts have a lot of soul-searching to do: their incisive bowling in the first innings looked like a wistful memory against their failure to make any significant inroads into England's second innings, and they know they have to pick their game up to take 20 England wickets in Adelaide. That said, this is Australia, who never, ever, say die. It may be in England's advantage to draw the second Test, but Australia will want nothing more than victory. 

"The Duchess"

           Based on Amanda Foreman’s biography novel of the famous 18th century English aristocrat Georgiana Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire, English actress Keira Knightley stars in this British drama film released in 2008. This heartfelt film is based on the amazing true story of Georgiana Cavendish, the Duchess of Devonshire, and a descendent of Princess Diana whose captivating beauty and charisma made her a name amongst people, highly extravagant tastes and an interest in gambling and love made her infamous. At the tender age of 18 years old, set up by her mother for marriage, Georgiana marries the Duke of Devonshire, whom was a lot older with traits of being an unfaithful husband, but seen as very popular and loyal amongst his people. After marriage, it gave Georgiana the title amongst England as a fashion icon, a loving mother, a well sharp political operator, friendly with ministers and princes, and greatly respected by the common people. This film is largely based on Georgiana’s desperate search for love. It dives into her passionate affair with Charles Grey, the future Prime Minister of England, and the heated love triangle between her unfaithful husband and best friend, Lady Bess Foster.

            In The Duchess, Keira Knightley portrays Georgiana Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire as a woman who strives very hard to meet her husband’s standards and needs. Georgiana does her very best after a few years of marriage with the Duke of Devonshire to produce a single male heir to the throne, but gave birth to two daughters whom he never took an interest as a father to them. She is forced to raise an illegitimate child named Charlotte as her own daughter as well. Georgiana later meets Lady Bess Foster at a party after seeing her husband speaking with the woman in private. Approaching Lady Bess Foster, she clearly tells Georgiana that nothing is going on between her and the duke. They became best friends and Lady Foster moves into the Devonshire household.

            Furthermore into the film, Georgiana and Lady Bess Foster enjoy a play and meets Charles Grey. Georgiana approaches Grey and asks what he thought of the play for the evening. Grey told her he thought it was a tragedy, not a comedy. Later that evening in Georgiana’s bedroom, Lady Foster tells her Grey is in love with her. She does not believe her. Soon Georgiana and Grey develop intimate romantic feelings for one another. She finds out later that her best friend is having an affair with her husband. Deeply distraught and hurt, Georgiana turns to Charles Grey and runs off to the other side of town to be with him. The Duke of Devonshire finds out about the secret relationship and threatens Georgiana that she will lose her children if she does not drop Grey out of her life forever. She lets go of Grey and keeps her children. At the end, Georgiana finds out she is pregnant with Grey’s baby and is struck with extreme sadness after giving their baby away to his family.

            I highly recommend The Duchess with this film being a favorite of mine since the release of the movie in 2008. It is a very strong, captivating, and breathtaking film that will make you wonder about this woman, Georgiana Cavendish, and her life story all in a brilliant film. If you are a history buff like me, I suggest watching this beautiful, breathtaking film based on the life of Georgiana Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire.

 

Bullfight: 3 people dead, 37 injured

The Bulls' Revenge in Colombia

Why won't human beings quit torturing animals?! This past Sunday in Sabanalarga, Columbia, at a bullfight, an event where human beings torture bulls for sport, for fun and entertainment, the bulls struck back. People were chased and gored by the bulls.

"A 20-year-old man was killed instantly while two other men, both aged in their 40s, died later in a hospital. At least 37 other people were seriously hurt." See the video.

The Sabanalarga mayor, Carlos Roca, said the event turned tragic "due to drunkenness among the participants, but he did not say if any measures would be taken to avoid such incidents in the future."

To avoid these kinds of events, stop the sick sport of torturing animals. If not for the deaths, I would probably be among those who are sitting back, pointing the finger and having a good laugh on the fools who think bullfighting is macho. People died and that is tragic. This is another avoidable tragedy.

The Dungeon Masters: A Documentary

Starting in 2005, filmmaker Keven McAlester set out to capture the lives of three people who have thrown themselves into the popular tabletop role playing game Dungeons and Dragons for his documentary The Dungeon Masters. We meet his three subjects at Gen Con, one of the biggest RPG conventions in the world and the official D&D convention in the United States. The early part of the film wanders around the Indianapolis Convention Center where the movie's three main figures stand out among the other self-identified geeks either because of their age relative to the average convention-goer or, in one case, because of an elaborate costume that keeps her in obsidian makeup all day. The film that proceeds is less about the complex ins and outs of D&D and more about how people grow to use it as a form of extreme escapism in difficult times. The three subjects (Elizabeth Reesman, Richard Meeks and Scott Corum) are used by McAlester more as stand-ins for some of America's troubled demographics than as representations of the average gamer.

As the trailer for The Dungeon Masters betrays, the documentary is about the slowly decaying state of middle America. Its interview segments are broken up by images of suburban parking lots, tiny apartments and worn roads. In Reesman's segments McAlester always makes sure to linger on shots of the eerily ravaged Gulf Coast, then still reeling from Hurricane Katrina and just a few years away from being awash in spilled oil. The Dungeon Masters isn't really a film of opinions. It doesn't put the blame for its subjects' difficult lives on any particular source and it doesn't posit any ready solutions. It also does its best not to mock them for their attachment to D&D, even though that would certainly be a temptation given the camera's definitively "outsider looking in" perspective. It does, however, imply reasons for why these three people play the game.

Elizabeth Reesman, a young woman who starts the film living in a motel after Hurricane Katrina effectively washed away her town, prefers to game in her Drow costume, an ensemble that includes a platinum wig, prosthetic elf ears and metallic black makeup that renders her nearly unrecognizable. The film spends a lot of time watching her apply the makeup, making it seem like a transformative ritual. Over the course of the movie, Reesman reveals that she's a survivor of an abusive marriage and one of many young Americans struggling to find work in a down economy. Her story ends up being the most reassuring. By the end she has escaped the motels and trailer parks of rural Mississippi, found a white collar job and started a relationship with a respectful man who shares her passion for costumed role playing. Their final scene together depicts them helping each other put on the Drow makeup that has, until that moment, seemed so lonely.

On the other end of the spectrum is Scott Corum, a chronically unemployed man from Torrance, California who spends most of The Dungeon Masters trying to get a fantasy novel published. There are a lot of tense scenes of Scott and his wife struggling in their marriage, as well as a fairly obvious, tragic arch in his attempts to publish the novel. He also puts together a Public Access show in the meantime. Corum is depicted as a loving father and a man who has humble but still difficult dreams.

The last subject, Richard Meeks, is a more complex individual and somewhat harder to like than Reesman or Corum. He's a man who uses his role as a game master to exact a sadistic amount of control over his players, which often puts him at a distance from his friends. In a particularly heartbreaking scene, he visits his stepson (whom he abandoned several years earlier) and who is now a firefighter who clearly wants very little to do with Meeks. Of all the players, Richard Meeks is the one most paralleled with addicts. Even though gaming is a destructive form of escapism for him, he can't bring himself to entirely let it go.

Keven McAlester's The Dungeon Masters is a sobering look into the lives of three Americans who, but for their gaming habit, are among the most average. At times depressing and occasionally uplifting, it's a casual slice of honesty in a genre that is all too often a format for political grandstanding.

The Great Food Truck Race

When I think of restaurants, I don't usually think of trucks; those are usually reserved for carnival food, right? But food trucks are actually pretty popular in many areas of the country, and many of them look pretty enticing.

I don’t know if it’s because we’re just addicted to the Food Network now or because we just miss The Next Food Network Star, but my husband and I have been enjoying The Great Food Truck Race. I sure didn’t think we would; in fact, we didn’t watch the first two episodes, and only ended up watching them On Demand one day when we were just flipping through the channels. Now, because of this show, I really want to try a bahn mi Vietnamese sandwich, as well as some French food—two things that I’ve never really experienced before.

I’d also love to buy from a food truck. Though I live near St. Louis, I’ve never seen one in this area, and when I searched for one, I came up empty. If anyone knows of any St. Louis food trucks around here, I’d love to hear about them!

Anyway, back to the Food Truck Race. Tonight we’re going to find out who gets cut and which two teams will make the final episode. It’s between the Nom Nom Truck (my favorite!), Grill ‘Em All, and Spencer on the Go. Though I really like Spencer on the Go, I think all of us Truck Race fans know that they’ll probably be the ones to be cut—last week, they only won by a thin margin when they won a food tasting test. And poor Austin Daily Press—my other favorite truck—would have won had Spencer on the Go lost the tasting challenge. I was so sad to see them go—but even more sad to see Grill ‘Em All hang around.

Those guys have been whining and crying all along, and for being heavy metal guys, that’s pretty pathetic. Really, the front man is the big whiner—the rest of his team seems to be trying their best. When they form alliances, they ditch them as soon as they’re doing well, too, which also makes them look like jerks. I know the challenge is about food, not personality, but you can’t help but let that factor in when you watch the show—which is why Austin Daily Press was so awesome. They had the best attitudes, even when they were struggling, and it was so sad to see them go. I really wish it had been Grill ‘Em All.

Now, I’m rooting for the Nom Nom Truck, which has won every round. I don’t think they’ve won only on their food, either; they are absolute marketing geniuses. I only wish I could have had some of their talents and skills when I worked in marketing briefly—I could have made a killing! They also simply seem like a nice group, though we haven’t really been able to see their personalities shine through as much as some other teams. I think as long as Grill ‘Em All doesn’t win this race, its ending will be satisfying.

Who are you rooting for? Which truck is your favorite—and who do you want to see go home?

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Bollywood Actresses Arrested for Prostitution

Normally, Bollywood actresses are known for their ability to dress and dance sexily on-screen while impressing the more demure audience members, but last month some Bollywood actresses were arrested for prostitution. On August 23, several Bollywood actresses were arrested for prostitutition in Tollywood along with prostitutes from Uzbekistan and their clients.


Much of the reason for the prostitution among Bollywood actresses lies in the fact that there is a well-documented link between organized crime in India and the film industry- as an example, in 2001 the top media mogul in India was arrested for his ties to organized crime.

There are a few different ways that the actresses are used as prostitutes. In one way, A-list actresses are proposed as prostitutes to potential clients who are then told that the elite actresses are unavailable. Instead, B- and C-list actresses are recruited by those in organized crime who have some association to the Bollywood film industry. Some of the prostitute-actresses are not actually actresses- rather, the women are marketed and advertised as actresses in film-trade magazines for movies that will never be made so that their pimps can earn more money for the women’s time.

Last year, another Bollywood actress was arrested for running a brothel which employed several models from a variety of Indian states as models.  Her 2009 arrest was her second. In 2002, the same Bollywood actress was also arrested for prostitution and she pleaded not guilty. I think it’s interesting that instead of being a madame to the stars like our very own Heidi Fleiss, she was a madame of the stars.

The actresses/prostitutes are not always B-list actresses, however. Last year, a former international beauty queen (Miss World Wella Paris 2007) was also arrested for prostitution. As this post observes, some of the actresses or models are also hired as personal escorts for parties or other kinds of engagements.

In general, prostitution in India is seen as a large problem because of the sheer number of women who are forced into prostitution. In 2007, The Stained Scarf, which is a loose translation of the title of a Bollywood film, depicted the life of an Indian girl caught in the same trap of prostitution that some working actresses in India are faced with- women who are forced to live their lives as bread-winners have few opportunities, especially when they hail from rural parts of the country.

Revision: Tank Girl

These days, comic book adaptations get the A-list treatment. Major directors get attached to them early, big-name stars camp it up for big paychecks and their budgets are massive. They're either summer blockbusters like Spider-Man or they're arthouse films like Sin City and Watchmen. Even when they bomb they're given a fair shake in the initial marketing push. Such was not the case back in 1995 when Rachel Talalay decided to adapt the British punk comic Tank Girl for the screen. Back then comics got the same treatment as video games in the film industry. The result was a huge box office flop (grossing roughly $20 million less than the budget) and possibly even the derailment of an otherwise promising career for star Lori Petty. So, what was wrong with Tank Girl and what could have been done to fix it?

The first and biggest hurdle was its source material. Alan Martin and Jamie Hewlett created the Tank Girl comics for Deadline magazine, a publication that rose out of the highly political pop culture scene of England in the 1980's. While the comics themselves aren't exactly mature or well thought-out, they have an anarchic appeal that's pretty thrilling in the context of the counter-culture in which it was born. It would be no small task even today to adapt Tank Girl properly. The first issue alone features a gang of mutant kangaroos, a tank parked upside down and a barbecue transformed into a bloodbath. Each panel is downright claustrophobic and there's really nothing cinematic about the text. Talalay took on a project that simply couldn't be done in 1995 and then made the mistake of bringing it to a major movie studio where its last spark of creativity would die a predictable death.

The other major problem with the Tank Girl adaptation is that it's at war with its own sense of time and culture. The comics and the style they promoted were inextricably tied to the punk art of the 80's. All the outrageous forms, busy panels and cavalier ultra-violence came out of a real sense of youthful anger and rebellion. Rachel Talalay aimed for something else entirely. Hers was a very 90's Tank Girl, a tech-obsessed and baldly optimistic celebration of style that doesn't even begin to earn its R-rating. It was meant to be as fun and inclusive as possible, which ultimately killed any chance it had at being a big middle-finger to, well, anything. In the end, Tank Girl has more in common with Spice World and Hackers than it does with Mad Max or Surf Nazis Must Die.

Tank Girl might have been saved if it had been 100% animated instead of being a mix of live action, animatronics and a brief, film-closing cartoon sequence. It still would have been a hard sell, though it probably would have thrived on the home video market along with other, equally irreverent movies of the era. It might have even been half as hip and clever as its soundtrack, a veritable who's who of alternative music in 1995. As a live action film, Tank Girl was destined to fail. It took Deadline magazine with it and ended Lori Petty's streak of high profile roles. This is what happens when you try too hard to be cool.

The Philosophy of Game Shows: Meta Games

It was inevitable in a culture like our own that it would eventually become impossible to separate the perception of new entertainment from people's memories of old entertainment. That's why today we're living in an atmosphere of thick, postmodern reference. It's a time when everybody has seen something like whatever's on screen. Whole movies are based around subverting the conventions of their own genres, like romantic comedies that are unexpectedly lewd. For game shows this self-awareness poses a particularly vexing problem. How do you keep viewers interested in a format that has all but been exhausted? To an extent, a game show needs its audience to suspend disbelief. It needs them to buy into the idea of winning something big in public, to believe that the show takes place in a special world and not in a dangerously thin facade. For a lot of shows, the last refuge is a winking admission of just how absurd game shows actually are.

The first game show to really rely on meta gaming was The Price is Right. After an initial 9-year run in the 50's and 60's, the show was reinvented in 1972 in the form that's still running today. In fact, the extent to which The Price is Right in 2010 is similar to the show in 70's is part of the joke and part of the fun. What began as a shameless promotion of consumerism slowly transformed into a surreal, forever-shag experience divorced from anything true or common. As the post-bidding games became more bizarre and esoteric, the personae of both the contestants and hosts became more outsized. Host Bob Barker, a TV lifer, became synonymous with the gently taunting salesman who made Price famous. The thrill of the game was no longer in the prizes or the momentary fame of being on TV. Honestly, by the 1980's the prizes were often mundane (a new living room set, a vacation to a flyover state) and the people featured on Price seemed selected for being caricatures of modern America. People watched the show for catchphrases like the famous $1 bid and the wild (almost certainly coached) behavior of the contestants, not the fantasy of the game itself.

As weird as Price is, Hollywood Squares takes the blue ribbon for being the least reality-bound game show in history. Unlike most shows, Hollywood Squares never even attempted to be real. It was always a depository for one-liners and celebrity gossip. Though it's not uncommon for game shows to revolve around childishly simplistic games (what is Wheel of Fortune but a high-stakes game of Hangman?), Hollywood Squares makes a conscious mockery of this by being a televised game of Tic-Tac-Toe. It's unlikely in this setup that any viewer ever cared about the contestants or even the game itself. Hollywood Squares was about America's love affair with celebrity culture, the fantasy of glamorous lives wrapped in the fantasy of game shows.

A concept like HS is inherently absurd, but it took a bid for straight-up comedy to really dismantle the game show format altogether. Comedy Central's minor hit Win Ben Stein's Money diminished the game show/celebrity concept to an intensely strange level. It winkingly played upon Stein's image as a brainy, humorless teacher figure and made the stakes so low with a grand prize amount of $5000 that there was really no great fantasy about appearing on the show. If anything, the fantasy of WBSM was to contribute to the field of comedy, to make people laugh while sharing the stage with people who would always be more famous than you. It's a hipster's game show, one that makes fun of the very concept by being silly and pointless itself.

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