"Vampires Suck," a spoof of the "Twilight" movies -- and I thought the "Twilight" flicks were spoofs. They can't be taken seriously as vampire movies! The "Vampires Suck," movie is directed by: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer -- They needed two dudes to direct? The cast includes no one who I recognize: Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske, Chris Riggi. That's not a bad thing. New faces, you know? I expect to see new faces in horror movies, and in horror movie spoofs. But wait. The "Twilight" films aren't really horror movies. They are horrible movies, hybrids of horrible horror movies and sugar soda pop romance movies.
"Vampires Suck," movie is a comedy, says them -- the producers. Well, aren't spoofs comedies? And some are also funny.
Well, I 'm not reviewing the movie. Haven't seen it, won't go see it. It's is scheduled to be released in the theaters next month on the 18th. It is streaming free on the pirates sites, right now.
This is a trailer review. I am reviewing the trailer. One word review: Sucks!